1.19.2010

[lame dick.]

Ladies. How do u tell a nigga that his oh'9 dick is not what's poppin in oh'ten! Lol.
Dis nigga G___ I've known him for years...

(We met in the summer of 2003 I went away to college he got locked up I came back he got out and we hooked up... Yeah bad mistake on my end but ladies u know it aint no dick like aHo0d nigga-just got outta jail dick)

he's a cool dude don't get me wrong, but everytime we get together he gets in it and once it starts feelin g0od he Nutts n I'm left starin at the ceiling like wtf? Did this nigga just bus his nutt BEFORE I got mine! And then got the nerve to ask me "did u come?" w/ such a stupid look on his face. (And of course I'm put in a predicament where I have to lie cause I don't wanna hurt his bitchass feelings)

Lol fellas if yall gotta ask that question ya dick is definitely NOT whas poppin especially not this year, so if u haven't gotten a b0oty call yet from that chic u was fuckin in '09 let's face it february is just round the corner- give up! Cause chances are her new yrs resolution was to NOT fuck with ur lame dick in 2010. Lmaooo. Like Jay said -- I'm 'On to the next one!!!'

9 comments:

  1. Lmao! If you gotta ask did you come your dick definitly is not the business! Lmao...I love this! Preach girl!

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  2. Lmao!! This ish is funny

    Dope blog ma

    -Cook.ThePoet.

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  3. lmao "hood dick"
    nicee post.
    thnks for followingg
    and Following yuuu Tooo[:

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  4. lol. that is hilarious! cool blog.

    thx for following.
    im following u too.

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  5. lol im askin tha SAME question!!
    i need to kno how to tell my bf his dick aint workin for me point blank period.its tooooo small!

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  6. Aww @ Chocolate Babe... that sucks for real lol... Buy him some pills or something lol

    Hilarious blog though! ♥

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  7. fresh out of prison wang? i've never had the pleasure. but umm yeah no tragic dick in 2010!

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  8. All dick aint good dick . All I gotta say. Lol tell him he needs to step up his lickin game cuz his dickin game just aint gettin it.

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