its been a few years since my last psychotic episode.. yay me
* does the running man in place *
i must say i am very happy about that..
i havent had sex in about a month and i swear if i dont orgasm in the next three days from something other than my fingers im gonna scream for cryin out loud ! why is it so hard for me to get sum good d without the hassle? G___ is actin up again. he text me the other day talkin about he miss me - nicga please if u missed me u woulda called me muhfucka - fuck outa hea! i just might give in tho and call him soon. well other than my gspot being unstimulated i dont have much to complain about.
*starts singing* "lifes good, im great clap ya hands one time if u relate" *clap clap* so which one of yall went to church today? its palm sunday and believe it or not i dont only go to church when easter and christmas comes around... if thas what u do then hey do u! #iwontjudge im just sayin i go to church very often and i wouldnt be surprised if that comes across as a shock to some of u, with the way i cuss...but God know mah heart.
anyway -- im off to go do nuthing imparticular just wanted to let u guys know im alive..




its a dildo for your face!
bwahahahhaha! ...genius!!!


[random survey..i was b0red..]

A - AVAILABLE: maybe B - BIRTHDAY: nov 25th/ C - CRUSHING ON: trey songz, & G____. D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: coke. E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : my bff F___ F - FAVORITE SONG : i have a few. rite now its gyptian : hold you ((bap bap!!)) G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: both gummy bears and worms.. the sour kind. H - HOMETOWN: newyork all dayy babyy lol!!. I - IN LOVE WITH: GOD & money$$$ J - JUGGLE: can't. K - KILLED SOMEONE: not yet lol L - LONGEST CAR RIDE : about 6-7 hrs i think. ..M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla. N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: one younger brother, 21 O - ONE WISH: to have 3 more wishes ;) P - PERSON YOU TALKED TO LAST: my brother R - REASON TO SMILE: an unexpected check in the mail :) S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: sex therapy - robin thicke T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: today; 2pm...i missed church and all :/ U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: red W - WORST HABIT:procrastinating, excessive shopping and sumtimes i eat too fast... lmaO X - X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: does a sonogram count? and no im not pregnant :/ Y - YOYOS: are fun!!Z - ZODIAC SIGN: sag of course we're the bestest! =) [your turn]